Response To Local Malicious Gossip on Facebook

It came to our attention lastnight that a certain local malicious gossipy gobshite was talking smack about our small family owned business on The Real Whitby Facebook Group.

A Response from Colin Duck himself to the 2 people who pissed him off the most when I showed him a print out of the post:

To Pauline Sellers:
Pauline Sellers says she won’t shop at Colin Duck Grocers “because it’s so dirty”.

NOT the opinion of Food Standards – Hygiene Rating = 5 Stars
Remarks on report “Very Good Standards Found” – 17th May 2022

To dog fetishist* Kathy Frost:
I have NEVER seen a dog in Sainsbury’s!
* Kathy is one of those Einstein’s who don’t seem to be able to get their head round the concept that food premises have to follow these things called Food Safety Laws, which include it being highly advised against to allow dogs on the premises (unless it’s a guide dog accompanied by a blind person).


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